User:NBerkhof/BlogArchive/Sneak peek THREE!

The next sneak peek at the newest Moody Eel Adventure Journal!

I think I have a reason to be mad now, being officially deemed "Useless" by Sir Giant Hawk of perfect-land and Lord Yellow Sword of Flawless-ville. "YOU lost our PLACE!" Giant Hawk yells.

I fight back. And even I'll admit, my attempts were pretty lame. "I was MOTIVATED."

Yellow Sword backs Giant Hawk up. "Uh, 'MOTIVATED?'"

"Oh, yes, I forgot, you don't speak the language of NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS!!!"

"Sorry, I don't call it 'motivated' I call it being a moron!" Giant Hawk butts back in. This is unfair. It's not like I have someone who can just cut in and say exactly what I'm about to say. I mean, who listens to ME? Especially since I'm officially Moody Eel the useless. "If you think I'm so useless," I continue the fight after a brief pause, "Then why don't you, the PAIR OF PERFECTIONS, just solve this on your own while I go off and be useless! That will be good for everyone!" And I'll take that new MacGuffin product, once I become the MVP of the Twin Palms Mall and half the shops at it! Then maybe I was MEANT to lose that spot in line! Maybe this will change my life, and leave you to bozos in the dust for once! Wow, who could've seen that coming? Of course you couldn't, logic nuts!"

''Want to find out what happens next? Be sure to read the next Adventure Journal when it comes out!''