Vincent van Gogh/Dialogue

Player:

Who are you?

Vincent van Gogh:

I am Vincent van Gogh.

Player:

How many paintings did you sell in your career?

Vincent van Gogh:

Just one! Sad, isn't it? And now my works sell for millions!

Player:

Is it true you cut off your own ear?

Vincent van Gogh:

Yes! I did so after a quarrell with another painter named Gauguin