Orange-Bearded Tourist/Dialogue

Orange-Bearded Tourist:

Can't talk. Playing game. High score. Must beat. Can't stop.

Player:

Um... Ok, have fun with that.

Player:

Hey, did you beat your game?

Orange-Bearded Tourist:

No, I took a break to watch the news. This balloon boy is crazy! How could something like this happen!?

Player:

I know. I wish there was something I could do...

Orange-Bearded Tourist:

Hey, not your problem! But there is something you can do for me!

Player:

Ok, what is it?

Orange-Bearded Tourist:

I was going to tour the tunnel but I lost my tickets. If you find them, you can have one!

Orange-Bearded Tourist:

My tickets? Thank you! Here, you can take one for yourself.

Orange-Bearded Tourist:

Enjoy the tour! My guidebook says it's a must-see!