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The first story in my SUPER VILLAIN ADVENTURES is here!

Harey Hobbies   Chapter 1
(One day at Dr. Hare's lair.....)

( Dr. Hare is with the other Villains)

Dr. Hare: So, whats new with you all?

Binary Bard: I just took over the world!

Black Widow: You mean you TRIED to take over the world. You got beat AGAIN.

Binary Bard: Whatever.

Dr. Hare: Well, you want to do something tommorow guys?

Black Widow: Sorry, I'm painting tommorow.

Binary Bard: Yes, We all know how you like to paint. Even though all your paintings are terrible.....

Black Widow: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?

Binary Bard: Nothing.

Binary Bard: Well, I'm going to be inventing tommorow, so, sorry Dr. Hare.

Captain Crawfish: Arggh, I'd be attending my poetry lesson tommorow.

Dr. Hare: Come on guys! What am I supposed to do tommorow?

Binary Bard: I don't know, make carrot juice? Don't ask me!

Dr. Hare: What should I do?

Black Widow: Dude, get a hobby.

Captain Crawfish: Arggh, She's right!

Dr. Hare: I guess I will...

Chapter 2
(At Black Widow's house the next day)

Black Widow: Alright, just one more dab and... Almost done! Just one more...

Dr. Hare: Hello!

Black Widow: AH! (drops her paintbrush and paints)

Black Widow: Dr. Hare? What are you doing here?

Dr. Hare: Well when you said to get a hobby, I decided to take up art!

Black Widow: Oh. Well, I guess I can set you up.

Black Widow: Here's your easel and canvas, and here's your paints and paintbrush!

Dr. Hare: Sweet!

Black Widow: Now do you even know how to paint?

Dr. Hare: Pfftt! How hard can it be? Its like coloring, but with paint!

Black Widow: Alright...

(About an hour and a half later)

Black Widow: Done! Take a look at my beautiful painting!

(shows well done masterpiece)

Dr. Hare: But does it compare to this!

(shows horrible piece of artwork)

Black Widow: Its ummm.... As a friend, I would say 'original!', but as a Villain, I would say that that is the worst piece of Artwork I have ever seen.

Dr. Hare: Well you know what? I think tha- WOAHOOO!

( trips and falls on Black Widow's painting)

Dr. Hare: Uhh, Black Widow?

Black Widow: (Steams angrily)

Dr. Hare: Umm, are you ok-

Black Widow: SPIDERS... ATTACK!!!!!!!!!

(millions of spiders rain down)

Dr. Hare: OW! Ow! Ow ! Ow ! OWWWW!!! Ow! Ow!

Black Widow: GET, OUT!!!!

(Dr. Hare leaves in pain)

Dr. Hare: I'm NEVER doing art again!

Chapter 3
(later that day at Binary Bard's house)

Dr. Hare: Hey Binary Bard! Watcha doin?

Binary Bard: Making plans for my next invention.

Dr. Hare: So, Robot stuff?

Binary Bard: Yes Dr. Hare, Robot stuff.

Dr. Hare: Maybe I can help! I've been looking for a hobby, maybe Its building robots!

Binary Bard: I doubt it.

To be continued.....