User:Rough Fang



"Don't. Feed. Me."

-Rough Fang

About Me
I am the strangest person you will ever meat.Yes thats right I SAID MEAT!!!!I HAVE THE FREAKY MISSHAPPEN TEETH OF A CARNIVOROUS BEAST FROM THE JUNGLES OF THE NETHERWORLD!!!!!!! CHEESE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

About My Poptropican
My Poptropican is Rough Fang,He usually wears the hypnotic shirt,pants and hair,he wears a skull mask and is always followed by a bat I like to call Nightmare.He also wears the Twisted Thicket Island(my favourite island) medallion.Oh yeah and he has a werewolf tail.He is a non-member and a member of the Nightcrawlers.Why?BECAUSE BUGS ARE AWESOME!!!!

My Philosophy
I hate philosophy.

My Opinion On Global Warming
I hate global warming.What?The global isn't warm enough already?How dare it go about making the global warmer then it already is!GABSLUNK IN THE FACE FOR IT!GABSLUNK I SAY!!!!!

My Opinion On Politics
I hate politics.Seriously.Communism?Democracy?MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!!!

Expand Your Mind
Do it now.

Goldilocks And The Three Bears
From the way I see it,Goldilocks is a horrible tyrant who rules over the Enchanted Forest.Inside the forest is a rebel camp and the three bears are chosen to incite the rebellion against the tyrannical psycho.DOWN WITH THE GOLDEN FREAK!!!!!!!!!

How To Disturb Someone
Say these lines in no particular order. Or you could just carry a jar of pus around. That always works. Just...keep the lid on. Please.
 * Happy birthday! I wasn't expecting you to live another year...
 * Can I feel your teeth?
 * I think I have some hair in my mouth. Only it's not my hair.
 * I love how you leave your bedroom window open when you sleep...
 * I cry tears of joy every time I hear you crack those lovely knuckles of yours...