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The first story in my SUPER VILLAIN ADVENTURES is here!

Harey Hobbies   Chapter 1
(One day at Dr. Hare's lair.....)

( Dr. Hare is with the other Villains)

Dr. Hare: So, whats new with you all?

Binary Bard: I just took over the world!

Black Widow: You mean you TRIED to take over the world. You got beat AGAIN.

Binary Bard: Whatever.

Dr. Hare: Well, you want to do something tommorow guys?

Black Widow: Sorry, I'm painting tommorow.

Binary Bard: Yes, We all know how you like to paint. Even though all your paintings are terrible.....

Black Widow: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?

Binary Bard: Nothing.

Binary Bard: Well, I'm going to be inventing tommorow, so, sorry Dr. Hare.

Captain Crawfish: Arggh, I'd be attending my poetry lesson tommorow.

Dr. Hare: Come on guys! What am I supposed to do tommorow?

Binary Bard: I don't know, make carrot juice? Don't ask me!

Dr. Hare: What should I do?

Black Widow: Dude, get a hobby.

Captain Crawfish: Arggh, She's right!

Dr. Hare: I guess I will...

Chapter 2
(At Black Widow's house the next day)

Black Widow: Alright, just one more dab and... Almost done! Just one more...

Dr. Hare: Hello!

Black Widow: AH! (drops her paintbrush and paints)

Black Widow: Dr. Hare? What are you doing here?

Dr. Hare: Well when you said to get a hobby, I decided to take up art!

Black Widow: Oh. Well, I guess I can set you up.

Black Widow: Here's your easel and canvas, and here's your paints and paintbrush!

Dr. Hare: Sweet!

Black Widow: Now do you even know how to paint?

Dr. Hare: Pfftt! How hard can it be? Its like coloring, but with paint!

Black Widow: Alright...

(About an hour and a half later)

Black Widow: Done! Take a look at my beautiful painting!

(shows well done masterpiece)

Dr. Hare: But does it compare to this!

(shows horrible piece of artwork)

Black Widow: Its ummm.... As a friend, I would say 'original!', but as a Villain, I would say that that is the worst piece of Artwork I have ever seen.

Dr. Hare: Well you know what? I think tha- WOAHOOO!

( trips and falls on Black Widow's painting)

Dr. Hare: Uhh, Black Widow?

Black Widow: (Steams angrily)

Dr. Hare: Umm, are you ok-

Black Widow: SPIDERS... ATTACK!!!!!!!!!

(millions of spiders rain down)

Dr. Hare: OW! Ow! Ow ! Ow ! OWWWW!!! Ow! Ow!

Black Widow: GET, OUT!!!!

(Dr. Hare leaves in pain)

Dr. Hare: I'm NEVER doing art again!

Chapter 3
(later that day at Binary Bard's house)

Dr. Hare: Hey Binary Bard! Watcha doin?

Binary Bard: Making plans for my next invention.

Dr. Hare: So, Robot stuff?

Binary Bard: Yes Dr. Hare, Robot stuff.

Dr. Hare: Maybe I can help! I've been looking for a hobby, maybe Its building robots!

Binary Bard: I doubt it.

Dr. Hare: So, what do you have for me to do?

Binary Bard: Well, you can hand me tools while I fix my mech.

Dr. Hare: Ok!

(Binary Bard fixing mech)

Binary Bard: Ugh, Can you hand me the screwdriver?

Dr. Hare: Here you go!

Binary Bard: That's a carrot.

Dr. Hare: Carrots are good for you. They help your vision. f

Binary Bard: Will you just give me the screwdriver?!

Dr. Hare: Fine, Fine, (digging around in toolbox) Here!

Binary Bard: Thats a wrench! You know what? I'll get it myself.

Dr. Hare: I'm gonna look around.

Binary Bard: Go ahead.

(Dr. Hare searches his desk)

Dr. Hare: Cool remote! I wonder what this big red button does?

Binary Bard: WAIT!! Don't touch th-

(BOOOOOOOOMM!!!!!!)

Binary Bard: You just practically destroyed my entire lab!!!

Dr. Hare: Well, now you can remodel and have a better lab!

Binary Bard: GET, OUT!!!!

(Dr. Hare leaves)

Dr. Hare: I need to think of something else. Hmm, I got it!

Chapter 4
Captain Crawfish: Alrighty! Mates, get the ship loaded! We'll be setting sail in a few minutes!

Dr. Hare: Say hello to your newest crew member!

Captain Crawfish: Arggh, what in the seven seas are you doing here?

Dr. Hare: I've decided to join your crew!

Captain Crawfish: Well, we could use an extra hand. Welcome aboard!

Dr. Hare: Great!

Captain Crawfish: Arggh, Alrighty! Crew, This is our newest member of our pirate crew, Dr. Hare!

Dr. Hare: Blagghh!

Captain Crawfish: Yeah, we need to work on your Pirate talk....

Shipmate: Captain, are you sure you want this mate on our ship? He's..... wearing pink.

Captain Crawfish: I'm sure he'll be a great addition to our crew!

Dr. Hare: (looks around) Do you have any carrots on board? This food looks weird.

Shipmate: You see?

Captain Crawfish: Just trust me.

(later when they set sail)

Dr. Hare: So, are we gonna search for treasure or something?

Captain Crawfish: We're sailing to an island thats supposed to have some valuable treasure on it.

Ship Boy: We'll be there in 1 hour!

(Dr.Hare goes to the front of the ship)

Dr. Hare: I'm the King Villain of the world!

(falls off ship)

Dr. Hare: AHHHHHH!!!!! (SPLASH)

(Later)

Captain Crawfish: Arggh, You really shouldn't do that.

Dr. Hare: Yeah.......

Captain Crawfish: Why don't you look around for Sea Monsters?

Dr. Hare: Alright...

(later)

Dr. Hare: OH NO! A Giant Squid ahead!!!!

Captain Crawfish: Battle Stations!! Get the Cannons ready!

Dr. Hare: Whoops! It was just a rock. Silly me!

Captain Crawfish: Phew!

Dr. Hare: Oh No! A giant monster!

Captain Crawfish: Cannons at the Re-

Dr. Hare: Whoops. Just another Rock.

Shipmate: You see what I'm talking about?

Captain Crawfish: I know, I know, I'll give him one more chance....

Captain Crawfish: Dr. Hare, why don't you look over the side for a little while?

Dr. Hare: I guess.

Captain Crawfish: Alright, We'll be at the island in about 10 minutes.

Dr. Hare: Hey, does anybody have fish food?

Captain Crawfish: Now why in Davy Jones's Locker would you need fish food?

Dr. Hare: Well, I was looking over the side and saw 3 nice sharks thatlooked like they wanted fish food so-

Captain Crawfish: SHARKS?!?!

Shipmate: What do we do? They look hungry!

Dr. Hare: Oh! Here's some food! Relax everyone, I got this.

(throws food at sharks)

Dr. Hare: Uh-Oh.......

Captain Crawfish: What is it lad?

Dr. Hare: When I threw over the fish food.... It landed on the ship and now the sharks are trying to eat the ship...

(CRRRREEAKKKKK)

Shipmate: What the-

(BOOOOOMMMM!!!!!)

Captain Crawfish: The ship is sinking! We need to-

Dr. Hare: RUN! Everyone Run for your lives!! Abandon ship!!

(later, after the ship has sunk)

Captain Crawfish: You destroyed my ship!!!!

Dr. Hare: On the Bright side, I heard that that you can now buy A brand new ship at the new store Ships R us!

Captain Crawfish: Argggh, get away before I attack you!

Dr. Hare: I'm leaving!

Dr. Hare: (sighs) Back to the lab.....

Chapter 5
(back at the Dr. Hare's Lair)

Dr. Hare: Man, all day and I STILL didn't find a hobby.

(Ding Dong!)

Dr. Hare: Enter!

(the 3 villains enter)

Dr. Hare: Uh-oh.

Black Widow: You've pretty much ticked off all of us today!

Binary Bard: And we're NOT happy about it.

Dr. Hare: Okay, before you punch me to death, I just want you to know, In a very complicated way, I've helped you all!

Binary Bard: What? HOW!?!

Dr. Hare: Well, Black Widow! Though I messed up your painting, you probably didn't have much else to do, so basically, now you have another thing to do next time you have free time!

Black Widow: That..... Sorta makes sense, I mean, I didn't have really any more things to paint, so I guess I can paint that one again.

Dr. Hare: And Binary Bard! Though I destroyed your lab, It was kind of old anyway! Now you can Remodel it! Make it the Best lab in the world!

Binary Bard: Well, I would like a new lab....

Dr. Hare: And Captain Crawfish! That ship was going to break down anyway! Now you can get a better, faster ship!

Captain Crawfish: Arggh, well thats true....

Dr. Hare: In fact, the only villain I didn't help was me. I never found a hobby and messed up yours. (sighs)

Black Widow: Wait, Dr. Hare, do you have a TV?

Dr. Hare: Yeah, a big screen actually. Why?

Black Widow: I have an idea.....

(later...)

Dr. Hare: Wow! Thanks guys! This video game is awesome! I'm gonna play it all night! I found my Hobby!

Binary Bard: What video game did you buy him?

Black Widow: Terror in the Garden.

Binary Bard: Considering there are carrots in that game, Im sure he'll be playing it for months.

Black Widow: I know.

Credits
Poptropicans Involved: Dr. Hare, Black Widow, Binary Bard, Captain Crawfish, Shipmate, Ship Boy

Created by Brickpop

Written by Brickpop

Title Name by Brickpop and Godzilla2014andNext

I would like to thank everyone who helped me with this story. I hope you enjoy reading it.

P.S. More adventures are to come! Hope you like them!