User:NBerkhof/BlogArchive/I'm gonna be a Wimp after this...

There's a new advertisement on Main Street for the newest Diary of a Wimpy Kid book, The Third Wheel! I've been wanting to read this one for a really long time, but something that happened in this ad made me REALLY want to read it!



YOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hold on, take a look at that cover. Greg's all beat up! My guess is that Greg has this psycopath crushing on him. Either that or I'm just all discombobulated from being bitten like that, either that or- wait I just said that. Anyway, all you gotta do to win is follow the pattern Greg's doing in his dance. It's one, two, three, and four for the patterns. So just turn into a musical pattern. "ONE, THREE! TWO, ONE! THREE, FOUR!" You're gonna get some awesome costumes!

And by the way, for a cool surprise. click the chocolate fountain!