Talk:Virus Hunter Island/@comment-120.148.54.239-20130503100637/@comment-Rough Fang-20140709130218

I looked it up and turns out most monkeys have fingernails, though some, like the marmosets and the tamarins, have claws. Their fingernails are however, different from human fingernails in the sense that their fingernails are much tougher, and while ours break easily, theirs can withstand a greater amount of force. However, I seriously doubt that any of you would have read my comment up until this point, and as such I will proceed to talk about ice-cream. The earliest records of ice-cream can be traced back to ancient China, although at that point in time it was simply crushed ice flavored with milk. Marco Polo was the one who brought ice-cream back to Europe, where it quickly became famous with the help of historical figures such as Abraham Lincoln, Kim Kardashian, Baba Yaga, Australopithecus and Grumpy Cat. Despite little to no historical evidence, some suggest that ice-cream was actually the poop of a giant bird monster that once thrived in the lush green forests of the Atlantic Ocean. The bird monster is named Nancy, after its mother, Thomas Winkerdoodle III