User:Rough Fang/BlogArchive/Q And A Blog!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Why do you care?That's the woodchuck's problem.

3rd favorite food?

French Fries!

2nd favorite food?

Cheese!

Favorite food of all time?

Cheese fries!

Any siblings?

Yes.

Favorite colour?

Orange.Green comes second,blue comes third.

Do you have a girlfriend?

Do you really need to ask?I mean it's pretty obvious.

Favorite Island?

Twisted Thicket.Hands down.

Do you wear glasses?

Yes.I also have a strange habit of breaking them even when I'm NOT TOUCHING THEM.The universe hates me.

Favorite musician?

Imagine Dragons.Owl City comes a close second.

Worst fear?

Butterflies.*shivers*I swear those things come straight from the depths of the fiery kill pit.

If you could meet anyone from any time period,who would it be and why?

Elvis Presley because Elvis Presley.

Pets?

What?Like all of them? I'm hoping to get a cricket! Favorite Youtuber?
 * Two turtles named Savage* and Destroyer
 * A massive prawn named Prawnzilla*
 * Four snails.Two small ones named Apocalypse* and Armaggeddon* and two big ones named Shard* and Shrapnel
 * An earwig named Guillotine*
 * A beetle named Blitz*
 * A cellar spider named Assassin(released because my parents wouldn't let me keep it after it got a lot of babies)
 * Lots of woodlice*
 * Lots of guppies and other fish
 * * Deceased

Tomska!

Were you dropped on your head as a baby?

No but I did get hit on the head as a toddler!There was blood:D

Email address?

What are you?Alexander the Great?

Why Nightcrawlers?

Because I like bugs.

Superpower of choice?

The ability to connect to the Internet with my mind.Or the ability to spray terrible smelling chemicals from my anal glands like most members of the weasal family.

Wh-

Bukit Timah Monkey Man.Duh.

But I-

Oddly specific but Krimson Everred.

I didn't-

Nope!

I haven't-

That's a paradox because the future self could only save the past self because he remembered being saved by his future self back when he was his past self.BOOM!MIND BLOW!

That-

FALSE!Or true.Really depends on perspective.

AGH!I give up!

Werewolves.Vampires taste like toilet paper.

{The asker has left the room}

Xenomorphs.